All night everything with no instructions anywhere, At least there's no more disco. Counting calories, then counting steps, New diet plan - THE BEST ONE YET! Get off the couch, that's good enough, Breathe in, breathe out, that's exercise, now get back to The Lazy Life. Your phone knows more than you do, No one knows more than you do, Let's get offended, everyone needs more attention. More public displays of how they can't deal with rejection, You have to hate everybody so there's equal tension, And debunk the whole "common" in common sense myth.